I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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