We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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