it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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