I don't think brook has ever known best
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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