You can't motorboat a personality
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
