We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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