do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So squirting runs in the family.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I deserve this hangover.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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