Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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