sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
