i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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