I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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