I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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