oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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