MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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