guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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