so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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