margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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