1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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