you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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