Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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