The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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