I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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