No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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