We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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