Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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