I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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