And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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