I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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