This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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