This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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