Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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