What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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