Me. At least after what I've been through.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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