U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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