Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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