how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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