I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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