she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Of course I have a pirate flag
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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