would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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