Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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