Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just cropdusted the office
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
