I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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