Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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