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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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