I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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