Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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