I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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