I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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