Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
