Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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