This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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