I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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