if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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