New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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