As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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