How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
In other news, I just burned my penis
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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