It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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